Monday, August 24, 2009

Hailing on all frequencies!

Morning BlogFolk! Welcome to Frisbee land, otherwise known as the breakfast bar at the Akron Best Western!
We tried three times to make waffles here but they all tasted like cockadoodoo! They were seriously dense, though not in a good way, like a sexy man who wanders out of the forest with his chopper in his hand. But I digress!

When we arrived at the hotel last night we thought it may have been closed down. But instead it seems that there was no-one else staying there. The front desk clerk, when asked how he was, said he was just 'doin' his thing'. As his hands were below the desk we chose not to dally any longer and scampered of to the room. A quick shower and a change of clothes saw us heading to Chilis for dinner. We didn't meet any scary people there, the food was good, and the evening was great. What more could you ask for, dear reader? A BEAUTY PAGEANT!

Yes, when we got back to the hotel, Miss Universe was in full swing on the telly. We flopped on the bed with a bottle of wine and proceeded to critique everyone! It was quite an experience to see that everyone in the universe looks the same in a bikini, just with differing amounts of hairspray. But the question is, if it's Miss Universe, where were the dollybirds from Alpha Centuri? Perhaps the hyperdrive on the spaceship was bust...

So now we are on our way again, on the final stretch of our journey. It should take about 4 hours to make it home. Thanks for being with us on our trip.

Big Love
D&J

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Waffle looks yuckie! I wouldn't eat it.